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A tribute to mother
By David Sanders
We are currently seeking applicants for a divine role
in the work force. Very little experience is needed,
as you will have complete "on-the-job" training.
Must be willing to work 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week. Patience is a must. We will start you out
doing some heavy lifting and carrying for about 9
months after which you will be asked to suffer
extreme pain for a few hours. You will then move on
to the "parent" part of our program, where you will
teach, nurture, and care for little children. After
they have become independent, you will be on call for
the rest of your life to rescue burning chickens,
save loads of laundry, lend a listening ear, etc.
Pay is minimal, but the eternal rewards are
priceless. Men need not apply, as they have not the
skills needed for such a job.
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