Oh, when I was a little kid, I never like to eat.
Mama’d put things on my plate,
I’d dump them on her feet.
But then one day she made this soup,
I ate in all in bed.
I asked her what she put in it,
And this is what she said:
Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes.
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs.
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies.
Stir them all together, it’s Mama’s soup surprise.
I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink.
I said, “I feeling slightly ill,
I think I’ll take a drink.”
Mama said “I’ve just the thing,
I’ll get it in a wink,
It’s full of lots of protein and vitamins I think.”