Take Me Out To The Forest

(Tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game)
Take me out to the forest.
Let me hike in the wild.
Show me a skunk and a few bear tracks.
I won’t care if I never come back.
But it’s look, look, at your compass.
If it rains, then it pours.
And it’s ouch, slap, sting and you’re bit
In the great outdoors!