The Billboard Song

(tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day.
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from a storm the night before.
The wind and rain had washed it away and this is what I saw.
Smoke Coca-cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley’s New Blue Cheer.
Ken-l-ration dog food makes your wife’s complexion clear.
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar.
Texaco sells beauty cream that’s used by all the stars.
So, take you next vacation in a brand new Frigidare.
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear.
Doctors say that babies should smoke ’til they are three.
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.