Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o’er your shoulder,

Like a Continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?

Do they reach up to the sky?

Do they droop when they’re wet?

Do they stiffen when they’re dry?

Can you semaphore your neighbor

With a minimum of labor?

Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip flop?

Can you use them for a mop?

Are they stringy at the bottom?

Are they curly at the top?

Can you use them for a swatter?

Can you use them for a blotter?

Do your ears flip flop?

Do your ears hang wide?

Do they flap from side to side?

Do they wave in the breeze

From the slightest little sneeze?

Can you soar above the nation

With a feeling of elation?

Do your ears hang wide?