The Commercial Song
(tune: Farmer In The Dell)
- Last night I watched TV.
- I saw my favorite show.
- I heard this strange commercial
- I can’t believe it’s so.
- Feed your dog Chiffon,
- Comet cures a cold
- Use SOS pads on your face
- To keep from looking old.
- Mop your floor with Crest
- Use Crisco on your tile.
- Clean your teeth with Borateem,
- It leaves a shining smile.
- For headaches take some Certs
- Use Tide to clean your face.
- And do shampoo with Elmer’s Glue
(tune: Farmer In The Dell)
