- Alice, where are you going? “Upstairs to take a bath”.
- Alice has legs like toothpicks,
- And a neck like a fir-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf-raf.
- Alice steps in the bathtub. (Splash!)
- Alice pulls out the plug. (Make a “POP” sound with mouth.)
- SPOKEN:
- Oh my goodness, oh my soul
- There goes Alice down the hole.
- Into the sewer, sewer, sewer.
- Not the sewer runs just three blocks northeast of Jones Junior High
- SUNG:
- Three cheers for Jones Junior High
- It’s the best Junior High in Toledo.
- It’s colors are purple and white….
- SPOKEN:
- The purple is for loyalty.
- The white is for the fight, fight, fight.
- CONTINUE SINGING:
- For Jones Junior High I would die. Bang!
- (Go back to the beginning, decreasing the number of blocks from the junior high to the sewer.)
-Crossroads of America, 1992