Found A Peanut

(tune: Clementine)
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now.
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten just now.
Just now it was rotten, it was rotten just now.
Continue in similar manner with:
Ate it anyway
Got a stomachache
Called the doctor
Had surgery
Died anyway
Went to Heaven
Forgot my teddy bear
Went after it
Back in Heaven
Kicked an angel
Went the other way
Found a peanut
It was rotten
Threw it away

– Bay Area Council Pow Wow, 1994