(tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
- As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day.
- I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
- The sign was torn and tattered from a storm the night before.
- The wind and rain had washed it away and this is what I saw.
- Smoke Coca-cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley’s New Blue Cheer.
- Ken-l-ration dog food makes your wife’s complexion clear.
- Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar.
- Texaco sells beauty cream that’s used by all the stars.
- So, take you next vacation in a brand new Frigidare.
- Learn to play piano in your winter underwear.
- Doctors say that babies should smoke ’til they are three.
- And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.