The Commercial Song

(tune: Farmer In The Dell)

Last night I watched TV.
I saw my favorite show.
I heard this strange commercial
I can’t believe it’s so.
Feed your dog Chiffon,
Comet cures a cold
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old.
Mop your floor with Crest
Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem,
It leaves a shining smile.
For headaches take some Certs
Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer’s Glue

(tune: Farmer In The Dell)