Mormon Women Song

Well I ain’t never

Been the party girl type

I’d rather drink some homemade root beer

At a fireside Sunday night

Down at the ward house or at a friend’s house

While tying up a quilt

I like green Jell-o and casseroles

And I wash ’em down with milk

So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country

And you won’t hear me cuss

I’ll just scream Freakin’ fiddlee dee!

‘Cause I’m a Mormon woman
And I drive an Astro Van
I know you’ve heard the rumor
But I’m ONE woman with ONE man
Well I can build a Pinewood Derby car and run a marathon
And I know all the words to all my kids’ primary songs
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me hear a big Heck yeah from the Relief Society
HECK YEAH!

That Tabernacle Choir
They sing real nice
And when I do my visiting teaching
I take a casserole made with rice
I shop at D.I. and Costco
I buy in bulk and pay with check
And when I find a deal that’s two-for-one
I shout out Oh my heck!
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
And you can trust me when I tell you
That I love my family

‘Cause I’m a Mormon woman
More than that, I’m a Mormon mom!
And when I shop for food I have to shop with my coupons
I went to BYU – that’s where I got my M.R.S.
I’ve got eight kids, one on the way
I guess that I’ve been blessed!?
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me hear a big Heck yeah from the Relief Society
HECK YEAH!
Heck yeah!
HECK YEAH!